all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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