why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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