Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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