Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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