SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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