This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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