You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
