Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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