He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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