I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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