called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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