It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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