then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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