Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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