Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
