i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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