i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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