dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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