I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She even gives head with a lisp.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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