Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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