wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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