I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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