How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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