i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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