I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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