I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
should my penis look like a turkey
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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