dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We got so high we made milksteak
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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