Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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