I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
organizing the empties. That sober.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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