I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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