just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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