i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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