Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Farmville is her only friend.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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