we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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