You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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