I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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