that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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