hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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