at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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