yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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