I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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