She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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