just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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