I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he shaved USA in his pubs
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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