morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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