So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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