Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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