She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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