You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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