It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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